This . . . is . . . amazing.
Wind turbine destroyed after ‘octopus UFO’ seen in sky
Telegraph.co.ukDozens of residents claimed to have seen bright flashing spheres is the skies near Louth, Lincolnshire, where a 290ft turbine was mangled in a mystery collision.
One woman said she saw an object fly towards the wind farm, while others described the lights as being linked by “tentacles”, leading locals to dub it the octopus UFO.
I’m just waiting for the American Enterprise Institute to leap to the defense of octopus UFO’s who are clearly endangered by wind turbine construction. Who knows, maybe a Yeti is actually to blame for the TVA coal spill? If only we can harness these octopus UFOs to go after oil rigs like the one in the photo . . .
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Like we really need any more battles to fight. Let’s keep our fight to this galaxy, right?
Yes, let’s pretend this story is funny and look the other way while a tantalizing mystery looms. By next Wednesday, we should get the full scoop from the company that manufactured the turbine. And I doubt hundreds of witnesses don’t know what fireworks look like. Stop insulting your readers’ intelligence.
I’d argue that the wind turbines are more in danger from the octopus UFOs than the other way around!
go octopus go!
An octopus UFO attacking a windmill? This could lead to sushi on a scale never before seen by humans! Quick, where’s 5,000 lbs. of sticky rice?